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By tradition poker players are categorized according to which
animal they resemble the most in the animal kingdom. In this article
Maurice describes the poker bestiary or compendium of beasts if you
will.
If you are a poker shark you already know what this article is
about. If you are a poker fish, you do not. But in poker, are there
only fish and sharks? No, there are many kinds of animals. But do not
get me wrong, this is not a zoo.
Poker players love
to depict their opponents as animals, depending on how they play. A
donkey designates a very bad player, or as they say online, a “donk”.
Nobody likes to be called a donkey, this is not very nice. But you can
use many other terms.
Phil Hellmuth in his book “Play Poker like the Pros” introduces a
poker bestiary with five poker animals. The Mouse is the careful and
tight player, otherwise called “rock” or “nit”. If the mouse becomes
aggressive, get out of the way unless you have a monster. The Lion is
the solid player using a tight-aggressive style. He plays
straightforward poker for the most part and rarely bluffs.
Next in Phil’s list is the Jackal. This is the maniac player who
will wreak havoc any fine balance which existed at the table before his
arrival. You will need a strong stomach to sustain his wild plays and
crazy bluffs. Then we have the Elephant. It is usually referred to as a
calling station. He plays like if one of his fingers were glued to the
call button. Avoid bluffing an elephant, as he does not know how to
fold.
Finally Phil Hellmuth characterizes the Eagle as one of the best one
hundred players in the entire world. The eagle has better position and
better vision than any other animal and extremely sharp skills.
Online Poker Fish & Sharks
Phil used only land and air animals to describe poker players. What
about the sea? The sea has already produced many renowned poker
animals, the most famous of which are the fish and the shark.
Interestingly, fish and shark have opposite meanings even though a
shark is a fish in the animal kingdom. But the shark is such a special
kind of fish that it is a category in itself.
By definition, a poker fish is a poker player with below average
skills. This includes both novice players who need to learn the ropes
and some players who have played for a long time. Some players just
want to play for fun and do not desire to improve their skills.
On the other hand, the poker shark feeds off all kinds of fish like
its counterpart the shark in the ocean. This fish has survived and
evolved in the poker ocean for a long time, becoming a shark. Remember
that all sharks were fish first. As you guessed, the definition of a
poker shark is a top poker player who is normally the best player at
the table.
Your goal as a poker player is to become a shark. You will become a shark by playing plenty of online poker,
reading books & articles, using poker software tools to help your
decisions & analysis and thinking a lot about the game. It takes a
tremendous effort to become a poker shark, but once you get there you
will enjoy the feast.
Learn to follow the Online Poker Fish
The biggest fish are whales. Interestingly in the animal kingdom a
whale is not a fish but a mammal, but the poker bestiary has its own
rules.
Anyway what matters here is that there are sometimes huge fish,
which means that they play very very poorly. They lose their chips very
fast. These fish are tunas, but if they are really huge, they are
called whales. Whales are sometimes encountered at low or mid stakes no
limit Texas hold’em online games. For instance, there are many whales
at PlayersOnly.
By whale, I mean a player which sees more than 75% of flops in a
full ring game and who can call sizable bets. This simple definition
guarantees that this player will lose his money very fast.
There is no need to be a hero at the poker table if your goal is to
make money. Hence you should aim at playing with weaker players. There
exists software tools specifically designed to help you locate these
online whales.
Smart Buddy
is the ultimate software as far as poker fish finder tools are
concerned. Create buddy lists that you enter into the Smart Buddy
software and you will be alerted each time one of the fish in your list
comes playing online.
This universal software conveniently monitors players from over 100
online poker rooms and opens the table where the fish is sitting if you
click to join. You do not even need to open the online poker room
software. Just one single Smart Buddy window will monitor all the
online poker rooms for you.
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